Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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