i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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