In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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