...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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