I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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