My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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