the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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