I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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