she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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