i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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