That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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