I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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