there was a trapeze. enough said
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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