his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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