I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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