Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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