This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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