Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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