I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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