please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
you traded sex for a burrito?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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