We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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