I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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