She's JV to your varsity
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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