STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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