your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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