You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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