Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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