The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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