Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
