Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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