Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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