this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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