I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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