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Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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