is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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