butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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