i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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