Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It's Friday. Sex?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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