Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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