'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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