you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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