Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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