I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
