he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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