I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
