i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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