Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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