Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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