doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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