we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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