I CAN MOONWALK!
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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