Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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