I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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