I don't think brook has ever known best
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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